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Falling Citrus

Falling Citrus

How do you make a lemon drop? Let it fall from the tree.

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Falling Monkey Mystery

Falling Monkey Mystery

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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Sophishticated

Sophishticated

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofishticated.

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Beach Broom

Beach Broom

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A sand-witch.

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Ele-Phone Trouble

Ele-Phone Trouble

What do you call an elephant in a telephone booth? Stuck!

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See-Food Diet

See-Food Diet

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.

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