GARAGE INNOVATION

My wife said I was nuts for building a car out of spaghetti... But you should've seen her face when I drove pasta!

Dad's Take

If you've got a stupid idea and a quiet weekend, build the thing. The wife laughs first, then she takes a picture, then she tells the story for thirty years.

Wife Car Pasta Marriage

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