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Frog's Fate

Frog's Fate

What happens to an illegally parked frog? It gets toad away!

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Tireless Pursuit

Tireless Pursuit

Did you hear about the criminal who only steals wheels from police cars? The cops are tirelessly trying to catch him.

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Driving Barber

Driving Barber

Why do barbers make good drivers? They know a lot of short cuts.

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The Work Cycle

The Work Cycle

I work to buy a car to go to work.

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The Funniest Motorcycle

The Funniest Motorcycle

What do you call a laughing motorcycle? Yamahahaha!!!

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License Logic

License Logic

Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?

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