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How much Santa paid for his sleigh? Nothing, it was on the house.

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My wife set a limit of how much we can spend on each other for Christmas. It's $100 on me and $500 on her.

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Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because 31 Oct = 25 Dec

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Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper? He accidentally sold his soul to Santa!

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Insomnia is great... only three more sleeps until Christmas. And it is still September!

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I know it's October but I have already ordered my wife a new fridge for Christmas. I can't wait to see her face light up when she opens it.

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What do you get when you mix a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!

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