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Teachers, homework and words that should be illegal.

49 jokes

Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher said it's a piece of cake!

Following Instructions

May 8, 2026

Why did the dad roll down the hill in a tractor tire? Because it was a wheel-y good idea!

Tractor Tire Test Drive

Apr 30, 2026

What do you call a super articulate dinosaur? A thesaurus!

Big Words, Big Lizard

Apr 29, 2026

What do elves learn in school? The ELF-ABET!

North Pole Schoolhouse

Apr 26, 2026

How do you make a lemon drop? Let it fall from the tree.

Citrus Gravity Lesson

Apr 24, 2026

I wrote a book on penguins. Honestly, it would have been much easier if I wrote it on paper.

Author on Ice

Apr 8, 2026

Why do men like smart women? Opposites attract.

Courtship Study

Apr 5, 2026

Long fairy tales have a tendency to dragon.

Once Upon a Stretch

Mar 30, 2026

I got lost in your eyes. But I also get lost in department stores, so I wouldn't read too much into it.

Smoothest Line I Got

Mar 29, 2026

You know why bass are so stupid? Because they swim alone, unlike sardines who always go to school!

Class of Tin Cans

Mar 18, 2026

Why do mermaids wear seashells? Because B-shells were too small!

Underwater Sizing Chart

Mar 15, 2026

Education is important, beer is importanter.

Schoolyard Grammar Crisis

Mar 13, 2026

You can't get on the same page if you don't read the same book.

Married, Out of Sync

Mar 12, 2026

Where did Noah keep his bees? In the ark hives.

Sunday School Special

Mar 11, 2026

A backward poet writes inverse.

Reverse Engineering Stanzas

Mar 3, 2026

Blunt pencils are really pointless.

Office Supply Slander

Mar 2, 2026

Ever since I took geometry at school, my life has turned around 360 degrees.

Protractor Confessions

Feb 21, 2026

What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? It's the spelling bee.

Parrot Outclassed

Feb 18, 2026

I just read a book about Stockholm Syndrome. It started out awful, but by the end I loved it.

Library Card Regrets

Feb 17, 2026

I tried to write a joke about planes. But it never took off.

Grounded Material

Feb 9, 2026

Describe yourself with one word… bad at following very simple instructions.

Reading Is Optional

Feb 1, 2026

Marge called the newspaper for an obituary. Marge: Print this: Bernie is dead. Clerk: For $25, you can use six words. Marge: OK. Print: Bernie is dead. Toyota for sale.

Obituary Word Count

Jan 18, 2026

How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight? Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?

Rabbit Eye Exam

Jan 14, 2026

After many years, I finally got my wife to be on time. But there's one little problem: now she's ready exactly when we're supposed to arrive, not when we're supposed to leave!

Margin of Error

Jan 13, 2026