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Getting there is half the pun.

34 jokes

What kind of vegetable refuses to be harvested? The kind that doesn't lettuce.

Stubborn in the Soil

Feb 27, 2026

He died last Fryday. Don't worry, he wasn't beaten and went over easy. Now he's sunny side up and in a much better plate. He will be missed, an eggceptional friend.

Eulogy at the Diner

Feb 13, 2026

Why don't crabs give to charity? Because they're shell-fish.

Beach Bum Charity

Feb 11, 2026

I tried to write a joke about planes. But it never took off.

Grounded Material

Feb 9, 2026

Heard about the statistician who drowned in a river? It was only three feet deep on average.

Statistician Goes Swimming

Feb 7, 2026

If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman to hear it… is he still wrong?

Forest Etiquette

Jan 27, 2026

I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you guys didn't like it.

Already Bombed Tomorrow

Jan 22, 2026

Truth is… there are more planes in the ocean than boats in the sky…

Sea and Sky Census

Jan 20, 2026

Marge called the newspaper for an obituary. Marge: Print this: Bernie is dead. Clerk: For $25, you can use six words. Marge: OK. Print: Bernie is dead. Toyota for sale.

Obituary Word Count

Jan 18, 2026

How much room should you give a fungus to grow? As mushroom as possible!

Spore Decisions

Jan 9, 2026