MARGE KNOWS VALUE
Marge called the newspaper for an obituary. Marge: Print this: Bernie is dead. Clerk: For 25$, you can use six words. Marge: OK. Print: Bernie is dead. Toyota for sale.
Dad's Take
Every word in the listing costs you, so cut the adjectives before you cut the price. People buy facts; they only browse feelings.
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