Skip to main content
Dad Jokes mascot
Dad Jokes

Certified groan material

MORE JOKES LIKE THIS
Stationary Business

Stationary Business

I tried to start a stationary business. Unfortunately, it just didn't go anywhere.

๐Ÿ™„0๐Ÿ˜‚0
Know-It-All Strategy

Know-It-All Strategy

If you're aiming for FAILURE, just pretend you know EVERYTHING!!!

๐Ÿ™„0๐Ÿ˜‚0
Sophishticated

Sophishticated

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofishticated.

๐Ÿ™„0๐Ÿ˜‚0
Beach Broom

Beach Broom

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A sand-witch.

๐Ÿ™„0๐Ÿ˜‚0
Ele-Phone Trouble

Ele-Phone Trouble

What do you call an elephant in a telephone booth? Stuck!

๐Ÿ™„0๐Ÿ˜‚0
BROWSE THESE CATEGORIES