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Travel & Outdoors

Getting there is half the pun.

34 jokes

What do you call two octopuses that look the same? Itenticle.

Eight Arms Each

Oct 7, 2026

Money can't buy happiness, but it can definitely help you hunt for it faster… in a shiny new convertible!

Hunting for Happiness

Sep 17, 2026

Where do sheep get their haircut? At the Bah-Bah-Shop.

Trim for the Flock

Sep 9, 2026

There are drunk bikers, there are old bikers. But… there are no old, drunk bikers!

Odds on the Open Road

Aug 23, 2026

Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

Ancient Wisdom Updated

Aug 14, 2026

I never lose my car in the parking lot. It's just temporarily misplaced!

Geographic Difficulties

Aug 11, 2026

Round? Round. Get a round? I'll get a round! THE BEACH BOYS

Surf Rock Economics

Aug 8, 2026

I don't usually brag about my expensive trips… but I just got home from the grocery store!

Big Spender Update

Jul 16, 2026

Why does the Tower of Pisa lean? It got italicized!

Vacation Photo Material

Jul 12, 2026

What's the coldest city in Germany? Brr-lin.

German Geography Lesson

Jun 30, 2026

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.

Forest Dentistry Update

Jun 5, 2026

What do you call a cow during an earthquake? A milkshake.

Dairy Aisle Disaster

May 20, 2026

It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do.

Driving Range Confessional

May 19, 2026

Can you name a country with no 'R' in it? No way!

Geography Pop Quiz

May 18, 2026

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

Gravity Always Wins

May 13, 2026

Why did the dad roll down the hill in a tractor tire? Because it was a wheel-y good idea!

Tractor Tire Test Drive

Apr 30, 2026

How do you make a lemon drop? Let it fall from the tree.

Citrus Gravity Lesson

Apr 24, 2026

A plane crashed in the jungle and every single person died. Who survived? Married couples.

Lone Wolf Loses Again

Apr 20, 2026

Some people are like clouds. When they go away, it's a brighter day.

Forecast Improving

Apr 14, 2026

What did the retired sailor say? Long time, no sea.

Retired Sailor Checks In

Apr 7, 2026

My wife said I was nuts for building a car out of spaghetti… But you should've seen her face when I drove pasta!

Garage Innovation

Apr 3, 2026

Your kid may be a genius, but you're still a dummy.

Apple, Meet Different Tree

Mar 31, 2026

A storm blew away only 25% of my roof last night. OOF!

Three Quarters Lucky

Mar 22, 2026

Why do mermaids wear seashells? Because B-shells were too small!

Underwater Sizing Chart

Mar 15, 2026