Irony Jokes

77 irony dad jokes. You asked for it.

Longevity Burden

If I don't drink, smoke, or do drugs, I may live long enough to be a real burden to my loved ones. Please, pass me the wine.

FamilyDrinksIrony+2

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New Year's Resolution

What happened to the man who thought about the evils of drinking in the New Year? He gave up thinking!

DrinksIronyWordplay

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Relationship Status

Relationship Status: Table for one but drinks for two.

RelationshipsDrinksWordplay+1

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Unwanted Opinions

If I wanted your opinion, I would give it to you.

SarcasmCommunicationWordplay+2

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Pill Paradox

I went to the doctor, and he said I'd need to take a pill every day for the rest of my life. But he only gave me 4 pills???

WordplayHealthLife+1

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