The Stupidity Principle
Never attribute to malice what can be adequately explained by stupidity.
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Irony Jokes
77 irony dad jokes. You asked for it.
The Power of Worry
Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.
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The Dawn of Errors
Every morning is the dawn of a new error.
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Situational Awareness
If you remain calm while everything around you is in chaos, you likely havenβt fully grasped the situation.
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Captured by the Book
I just read a book about Stockholm Syndrome. It was pretty bad, but... by the end I kinda liked it.
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A Harsh Reality: The Brighter Shadow
See that shadow on the wall? It's brighter than your future.
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Financial Planning: A Short-Term View
I have all the money I'll ever need if I die by 4:00 p.m. today
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The Irony of Generalizing
All generalizations are wrong, including this one!
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The Unheard Lies
Everybody lies, but it doesnβt matter. Nobody listens!
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Exploring New Evils
If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.
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The Irony of Avoiding Frauds
How to avoid frauds. Seminar cancelled. Tickets are non-refundable.
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Success: A Double-Edged Sword
Everybody loves success but they hate successful people.
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Right About Being Wrong
I'm never wrong! Once, I thought I was wrong, but it turned out I was right about being wrong!
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Repair or Bury?
What's the difference between a mechanic and a doctor? A mechanic repairs his mistakes, while a doctor buries his.
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Not My First Disaster
What makes you think this is my first time?
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The Thinker's Dilemma
I think, therefore I can't get anything done.
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Unpaid Private Investigator
I'm not a stalker, I'm just an unpaid private investigator.
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