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Trophy for Standing Still

TROPHY FOR STANDING STILL

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

Dad's Take

You don't need talent if you outlast everyone around you. Show up on a Tuesday in February while the rest are calling in sick and the boss starts confusing endurance with brilliance. That's a raise you didn't have to ask for.

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