TROPHY FOR STANDING STILL

Look at that. A guy with straw for brains takes home the hardware, and the meeting at the office still ran an hour over. Here's a career lesson nobody's gonna tell you, champ. Pick the smallest field you can find and refuse to leave it. The trophies are easier when the crowd is corn. That's called specializing. Your grandfather called it laziness with a strategy, and he was the most successful man on his street.