OLYMPIC LEVEL HORIZONTAL

I'm so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed.

Dad's Take

Get good at one thing the office can't replace and they'll forgive everything else. I've napped through three reorgs because nobody else knew the spreadsheet. Become the spreadsheet, son.

Sleep Bed Rest

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