
UNDEAD GOES PLANT BASED
What does a vegetarian zombie eat? GRAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIINNNNNNSSSSSSSS
Tell me that wasn't worth the breath I held to deliver it. A whole bit and not one drop of blood. Every few years your aunt announces a new diet and the whole family has to renovate the grill. Last summer it was oat milk in the coffee. I poured it out the window for the squirrels and they didn't want it either. Eat what your grandfather ate and live exactly as long as he did, kid. He made it to ninety on butter and spite.
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