UNDEAD GOES PLANT BASED

What does a vegetarian zombie eat? GRAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIINNNNNNSSSSSSSS

Dad's Take

Diversify the diet, diversify the paycheck. The guy who only eats meat and only knows one client both run out around the same time of year. Keep two side hustles and a bag of rice.

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