SECOND OPINION

I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant but then I changed my mind.

Dad's Take

I went into this marriage thinking I'd come out smarter, and what I came out with was a deep respect for letting her decide where we eat. Pick your battles, kid, and let her pick the restaurant.

Brain Mind Stubborn

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