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Bedside Duty

Bedside Duty

Why couldn't the cop get out of bed? He was an undercover cop.

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The Sock-Sleeper Society

The Sock-Sleeper Society

What do you call people who sleep in their socks? Tiny.

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The Sleepless Mountain

The Sleepless Mountain

What do you call a mountain where people never sleep? Mt Neverest!

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Sleep Tight, Drive Right

Sleep Tight, Drive Right

Regular naps prevent old age. Especially if you take them while driving.

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Dead Tired Dad

Dead Tired Dad

Why did the zombie dad stay home from work? Because he felt dead tired.

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Dog Gone Deep Thoughts

Dog Gone Deep Thoughts

Am I part of Dog's Plan? The dyslexic-agnostic insomniac stays awake at night wondering if there is a dog!

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