BELLY OF THE LAW

What did the police say to his hungry stomach? Freeze! You're under a vest!

Dad's Take

Hunger and hurry will both arrest you if you let 'em. Eat the sandwich, sit on the back step, watch the dog watch the sky. There's no medal for skipping lunch.

Police Stomach Cop

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