STOMACH ARRESTWhat did the police say to his hungry stomach? Freeze! You're under a vest!CrimeWordplaySatireClothingπ0eye rollsπ0LOLsSHARE THIS GROAN:π SHAREFACEBOOKWHATSAPPCOPY LINK
SophishticatedWhat do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofishticated.AnimalsWordplayClothing+1π0π0
Lunge ForwardMy wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.MarriageFitnessWordplay+2π0π0
Tongue TwistedThe world champion tongue twister got arrested. I heard theyβll give him a tough sentence.WordplayLanguageCrimeπ0π0
Frog's FateWhat happens to an illegally parked frog? It gets toad away!AnimalsWordplayCrime+1π0π0
