NEGATIVES AND POSITIVES

Are people born with photographic memories, or does it take time to develop?

Dad's Take

Talent shows up on schedule, the way film used to. Stop waiting to feel ready and start putting in the reps; the version of you that's actually good is on the back end of a thousand bad attempts. Get to work, champ.

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