THE HOPEFUL INVESTOR

Lottery: a tax on people who are bad at math.

Dad's Take

Hope is a tax some people pay weekly, and I don't judge them for it. Just don't confuse buying a ticket with making a plan. A garden pays out more reliably and won't ghost you on a Tuesday.

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