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Tax Paradox

Tax Paradox

Fines are a tax you pay for doing something wrong; taxes are a fine you pay for doing something right.

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Taxing Our Way to Zero Debt

Taxing Our Way to Zero Debt

If the US wants to solve its $34.9 trillion debt problem, the solution is simple! Just tax each inhabitant on average $100,000. It's like taking a page out of Europe's tax book. One year and poof... no more debt!

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Failed Math Profit

Failed Math Profit

If I got 50 cents for every failed math exams, I'd have $6.30 now.

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Sense Shortage

Sense Shortage

Breaking news: there's a global coin shortage! We're all running low on common "cents"!

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Population Insight

Population Insight

Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make 75% of the world's population.

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Onion Wallet

Onion Wallet

My wallet is like an onion, opening it makes me cry.

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