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Spotted the Rubber Tail

SPOTTED THE RUBBER TAIL

I can always tell when they use fake dinosaurs in movies.

Dad's Take

You can spot a fake almost anywhere if you've watched enough real ones. That's why your uncle reads paper maps and doesn't trust the voice in the dashboard.

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