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Today’s big storyMonday, November 2, 2026Pun Monday

Logical Conclusion Reached

Logical Conclusion Reached. A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a workstation…
Dad’s mug confirms it. Work has stopped.

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A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a workstation…

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