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Logical Conclusion Reached

LOGICAL CONCLUSION REACHED

A bus station is where bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a workstation…

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Working from the kitchen table in pajama pants is not a lifestyle, it's a slow surrender. Get dressed, sit up straight, log off at six like a person with somewhere to be.

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