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The Cost of Clean Clothes

The Cost of Clean Clothes

Wedding, an expensive way to get laundry done for free.

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Lunge Forward

Lunge Forward

My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.

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Musical Paternity

Musical Paternity

How does a father listen to MUSIC. With Pop Tunes and a dad-mirable sense of humor.

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Eternal Tease

Eternal Tease

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

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Stock Market Crash

Stock Market Crash

A stock market crash is worse than a divorce. You lose half your money but your wife is still around.

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