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Lunge Forward

Lunge Forward

My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.

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Eternal Tease

Eternal Tease

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

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Stock Market Crash

Stock Market Crash

A stock market crash is worse than a divorce. You lose half your money but your wife is still around.

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Grandma's Dollar

Grandma's Dollar

If I had a dollar for every woman who called me handsome... I'd have 1 dollar. Thanks, Grandma!

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The Gift of Giving (and Receiving More)

The Gift of Giving (and Receiving More)

My wife set a limit of how much we can spend on each other for Christmas. It's $100 on me and $500 on her.

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The Fear of Future Fame

The Fear of Future Fame

I'm afraid my kid will become a famous artist, and I'll have thrown away a fortune in their early work.

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