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See-Food Diet

See-Food Diet

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.

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Tomato Lag

Tomato Lag

What did the slow tomato say to the others? Don't worry, I'll ketchup.

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The Stubborn Vegetable

The Stubborn Vegetable

What kind of vegetable refuses to be harvested? The kind that doesn’t lettuce.

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Vegetarian with a Vendetta

Vegetarian with a Vendetta

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.

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Invisible Red

Invisible Red

What is red, but invisible? No tomato.

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Noodle Deception

Noodle Deception

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.

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