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Back issueFriday, March 20, 2026Food Friday

Grocery Aisle Confession

Grocery Aisle Confession. What did the vegan say? I made a big missed steak.
Even the empty plate is steak-shaped.

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What did the vegan say? I made a big missed steak.

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