GROCERY AISLE CONFESSION

What did the vegan say? I made a big missed steak.

Dad's Take

I told your mother I'd pick up dinner and came home with the wrong bag from the wrong restaurant. Own the goof early, kid — the apology gets more expensive the longer you let it marinate.

Steak Food Diet

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