WARDROBE NEGOTIATIONS
My wife is always stealing my T-shirts and sweater… but if I take one of her dresses… suddenly… "we need to talk."
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The Real Meaning
The best thing about women is how they can tell you what you really meant to say.
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Marital Revelation
My wife and I were happy for 25 years… and then we met.
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Eternal Tease
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
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