WARDROBE NEGOTIATIONS
My wife is always stealing my T-shirts and sweater… but if I take one of her dresses… suddenly… "we need to talk."
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Marital Revelation
My wife and I were happy for 25 years… and then we met.
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Eternal Tease
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
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Correction Years
Husband: For the last 28 years, all you've done is find mistakes in anything I say. Wife: 29 years...
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Leading Cause Unveiled
What's the leading cause of divorce? Marriage.
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The Gift of Giving (and Receiving More)
My wife set a limit of how much we can spend on each other for Christmas. It's $100 on me and $500 on her.
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The Secret to Better Tasting Dinners
Every wife should understand one thing: A dinner will taste better if she cooks it less frequently.
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