SPOTLESS MEANS TROUBLE

A clean house is the sign of a broken computer.

Dad's Take

The state of the kitchen is the state of the marriage — that's a sentence she dropped on me once and I've been wiping counters in self-defense ever since. Keep moving, keep wiping, and never sit down on a Saturday before noon.

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