KETTLE EULOGY

R.I.P. boiled water, you will be mist.

Dad's Take

Everything in this house eventually returns to its earlier state — the laundry, the dishes, the conversation about the gutters. Try not to mourn the cycle, just rinse the kettle and start again.

Water Death

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