SNACK AT MACH ONE

What is fast, loud, crunchy? A rocket Chip!

Dad's Take

Loud impresses the room, but fast and consistent pays the mortgage. I outlasted three flashier guys at the plant by being the one who clocked in before the lights warmed up. The rocket on the launchpad isn't the one that scares the competition.

Food

SHARE THIS GROAN:

𝕏 SHARE FACEBOOK WHATSAPP

← PREVIOUS NEXT →

MORE JOKES LIKE THIS

Loophole Located

If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?

Fridge Food Kitchen

🙄0😂0

Undead Goes Plant Based

What does a vegetarian zombie eat? GRAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIINNNNNNSSSSSSSS

Zombie Vegetarian Halloween+1

🙄0😂0

The Buffet Strategy

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.

Food Diet Eating

🙄0😂0

A Riddle With Layers

What is red, but invisible? No tomato.

Tomato Riddle Absurd+2

🙄0😂0

Suspicious Pasta Bowl

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.

Pasta Food Cooking

🙄0😂0

Slow Garden Drama

What did the slow tomato say to the others? Don't worry, I'll ketchup.

Tomato Food Garden+2

🙄0😂0

BROWSE THESE CATEGORIES

More Foodjokes →