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Snack At Mach One

SNACK AT MACH ONE

What is fast, loud, crunchy? A rocket Chip!

Dad's Take

Crunch it before liftoff or it's confetti on the recliner. Ground control, this is mission delicious. I told your brother-in-law that exact one and he asked what flavor. Some men you cannot reach, sport, and you stop trying around year four. Keep your friends sharp and your snacks louder. That's a free rule, and worth what you paid.

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