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Riddle From The Counter

RIDDLE FROM THE COUNTER

What starts with 'E', ends with 'E' and has only one letter? Envelope!

Dad's Take

You want to look successful, learn to write a proper letter. Three sentences, a clean signature, nobody throws that out. Email forgets you by Tuesday; a stamp gets you remembered for a decade.

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