JUNGLE TIER MEMBERSHIP

What do you call two monkeys that share an Amazon account? Prime mates.

Dad's Take

Sharing an account doesn't make two people one paycheck, and the bank notices. I picked up a second job the year you were born and your mother never had to ask why. Pull your own weight and the household stops swaying.

Shopping Relationship

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