CIVIC DUTY POSTPONED

I was going to donate blood today, but they always ask way too personal questions. Who's blood is this? Where did you get it?

Dad's Take

Give without expecting anything back and people start asking the wrong questions. I helped a neighbor reshingle his roof one summer and he assumed I wanted to buy his truck. Generosity is fine but keep your receipts.

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