WRISTLESS AND FREE

I haven't owned a watch for I don't know how long.

Dad's Take

Wear something on your wrist that just tells time and doesn't track your heart rate or your steps or your sleep score. You're a man, not a science experiment.

Time Clock Wordplay

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