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Time Consuming Meal

Time Consuming Meal

I ate a clock the other day. It was very time consuming.

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Noodle Deception

Noodle Deception

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.

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Tomato Lag

Tomato Lag

What did the slow tomato say to the others? Don't worry, I'll ketchup.

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Knighted Beef

Knighted Beef

What do you call a steak that's kinighted by the Queen? Sir Loin.

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