PRIME ELIGIBLE PARADOX

I ordered a chicken and an egg from amazon. I'll let you know…

Dad's Take

Some things shouldn't ship in a cardboard box, no matter how fast and free the shipping is. Drive to the actual store occasionally, look the actual person in the eye.

Chicken Shopping

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