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Mainstream Drowning

Mainstream Drowning

How do you drown a hipster? Throw him in the mainstream.

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Vacuum Sales

Vacuum Sales

I finally decided to sell my vacuum cleaner. All it was doing was gathering dust.

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Grammar Grumbles

Grammar Grumbles

I hate it when people don't know the difference between your and you're. There so stupid.

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Politics Explained

Politics Explained

Why is it called politics? Because poly means many and ticks are blood-sucking parasites!

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Lunge Forward

Lunge Forward

My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.

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