Skip to main content
Dad Jokes mascot
Dad Jokes

Certified groan material

Heavy Handles

HEAVY HANDLES

Chuck Norris can dribble a bowling ball.

Dad's Take

Confidence will bounce off any room if you throw it hard enough. The trick is acting like the floor was your idea. Bow before they decide otherwise.

SHARE THIS GROAN:

MORE JOKES LIKE THIS
A Riddle With Layers

A Riddle With Layers

What is red, but invisible? No tomato.

πŸ™„0πŸ˜‚0
Aquatic Armored Division

Aquatic Armored Division

Two golden fishes are in a tank. "Do you know how to drive this thing?"

πŸ™„0πŸ˜‚0
Asking For A Friend

Asking For A Friend

I wonder what color do Smurfs turn when you choke them…

πŸ™„0πŸ˜‚0
Optimist At Altitude

Optimist At Altitude

If your parachute won't open. It's okay. You have the rest of your life to fix it.

πŸ™„0πŸ˜‚0
Old Arcade Reference

Old Arcade Reference

What do you get when a fly is buzzing inside a blonde's head? A space invader!

πŸ™„0πŸ˜‚0
League Night Priorities

League Night Priorities

My drinking team has a bowling problem.

πŸ™„0πŸ˜‚0
BROWSE THESE CATEGORIES