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The Last Sentence

THE LAST SENTENCE

A conclusion is the part where I got tired of thinking…

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Quit while you're behind — that's where the real artistry lives. Half the punchlines I've sold landed because I walked away first. Mystery is just exhaustion with better marketing.

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