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Hive Mystery

Hive Mystery

What do you call a beehive without an exit? Unbeeleavable.

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Spelling Contest

Spelling Contest

What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? It's the spelling bee.

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Temporal Preference

Temporal Preference

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like bananas.

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The Weakest Pillar

The Weakest Pillar

What kind of pillar is very bad at holding up a building? A caterpillar.

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Buzzing Sales

Buzzing Sales

What do bees do with their honey? They cell it.

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