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Wrong Species, Right Vibe

WRONG SPECIES, RIGHT VIBE

Have you heard about the mad cow disease? Yeah I'm glad I am a pinguin?

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Read the room, then ignore it slightly. The slight ignoring is the whole act. The kid who got it makes up for the bartender who didn't.

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