WORST DATE SPOT EVER

Have you heard about the restaurant ON THE MOON? Great food, no atmosphere.

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Pick a venue with mediocre acoustics and good lighting — they'll laugh out of confusion, and you'll bow out of confidence. The mismatch is the magic. Always has been.

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