VACUUM SALESI finally decided to sell my vacuum cleaner. All it was doing was gathering dust.WordplayHouseholdSatireIronyFamilyπ0eye rollsπ0LOLsSHARE THIS GROAN:π SHAREFACEBOOKWHATSAPPCOPY LINK
Lunge ForwardMy wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.MarriageFitnessWordplay+2π0π0
Mainstream DrowningHow do you drown a hipster? Throw him in the mainstream.IronySatireWordplayπ0π0
Pun ParenthoodIt's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke' if you're not a dad. It's a faux pa.WordplayParentingFamily+1π0π0
Communist FlagsCommunism was doomed from the beginning. Did they miss all the red flags?PoliticsHistoricalSatire+2π0π0
Grammar GrumblesI hate it when people don't know the difference between your and you're. There so stupid.LanguageSatireIrony+2π0π0
Double Trouble ParentingTwo wrongs don't make a right. Take your parents as an example.FamilyParentingWordplay+2π0π0
