GARAGE SALE CONFIDENTIAL

I finally decided to sell my vacuum cleaner. All it was doing was gathering dust.

Dad's Take

Anything that sits unused long enough starts looking like a problem instead of a solution. That's true for tools, treadmills, and old grudges. Sweep all three out at the same time and you'll feel ten years lighter.

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