THE SOBERING TRUTH

I liked beer so much that my family didn't know I drank until they saw me sober!

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There are drunk bikers, there are old bikers. But... there are no old, drunk bikers!

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Nobody works harder than a drunk person trying to carefully whisper a secret.

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You owe me a drink. You're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.

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If I don't drink, smoke, or do drugs, I may live long enough to be a real burden to my loved ones. Please, pass me the wine.

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My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.

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I always take life with a grain of salt. And a slice of lemon. And a shot of Tequila.

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