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Life always offers you a second chance. It's called TOMORROW.

Dad's Take

Tomorrow keeps renting you the same room no matter how many times you trashed it. Tip the landlord by showing up a little earlier than usual. Coffee tastes different at six than at seven, and I can't tell you why.

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