SLEEPING LIKE A SAINT

A clear conscience is a sure sign of a bad memory.

Dad's Take

Memory is a kindness your brain pays your future self, and most of us underfund it. Write a thing down or apologize for it — either one works. Just don't trust the silence as proof you were right.

Memory Wisdom Aging

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