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Sports & Fitness

Exercise is extra hard when it is this funny.

22 jokes

I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask where they're going and catch up with them later.

Dream Chasing Postponed

Oct 12, 2026

Money can't buy happiness, but it can definitely help you hunt for it faster… in a shiny new convertible!

Hunting for Happiness

Sep 17, 2026

At 61, Grandma started walking five miles a day to stay fit. Now she is 97! And we have no clue where she is…

Grandma Went Long

Sep 12, 2026

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired.

Kickstand Was Optional

Sep 7, 2026

I can't stand running on the treadmill for half an hour, only to look down and see it's been just 4 minutes.

Time Is a Liar

Aug 27, 2026

There are drunk bikers, there are old bikers. But… there are no old, drunk bikers!

Odds on the Open Road

Aug 23, 2026

Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

Ancient Wisdom Updated

Aug 14, 2026

Round? Round. Get a round? I'll get a round! THE BEACH BOYS

Surf Rock Economics

Aug 8, 2026

I'm skeptical of anyone who tells me they do yoga every day, that's a bit of a stretch.

Bendy Disbelief

Jul 20, 2026

Treat your kids well! They'll be the ones picking your nursing home.

The Long Game

Jun 23, 2026

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? Attire.

The Wheel Difference

Jun 22, 2026

Why do squirrels swim on their backs? To keep their nuts dry!

Backstroke Champion

Jun 17, 2026

I just want to be rich enough to threaten to cut people out of my will.

Estate Planning Goals

Jun 11, 2026

It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do.

Driving Range Confessional

May 19, 2026

My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. It's called lunch.

Olympic Caliber Athlete

Apr 10, 2026

Long fairy tales have a tendency to dragon.

Once Upon a Stretch

Mar 30, 2026

I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes. Turns out it was the refrigerator all along.

Laundry Day Mystery

Mar 27, 2026

You know why bass are so stupid? Because they swim alone, unlike sardines who always go to school!

Class of Tin Cans

Mar 18, 2026

A relationship with no trust is like having a phone with no service: You just play games.

Signal Lost, Drama Found

Mar 7, 2026

I'm in shape… Round is a shape, isn't it?

Geometrically Speaking

Mar 5, 2026

My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.

Pumping Iron, Loosely

Jan 23, 2026

What kind of fish can't swim? A dead one.

Catch of the Day

Jan 7, 2026