SANITY CERTIFIED

I'm not insane. My mother had me tested.

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Insanity is hereditary, you get it from your children.

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My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.

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I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

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Dad, how much it costs to get married? No idea, I'm still paying.

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The only reason I have a home phone is so I can find my cell phone.

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It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke' if you're not a dad. It's a faux pa.

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