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Found Your Calling

FOUND YOUR CALLING

Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.

Dad's Take

Some careers are a calling, some are a paycheck, and some are just a chair you happen to be sitting in. No shame in the chair β€” the rent comes from the chair.

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