SCREEN-TIME MISSION
Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.
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I always take life with a grain of salt. And a slice of lemon. And a shot of Tequila.
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My goal for the weekend is to move just enough so people don't think I'm dead.
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When life closes a door, just open it again. Itβs a door, thatβs how they work.
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