BREAKFAST WITH ROGET

What do Thesaurus have for breakfast? Synonym rolls!

Dad's Take

Lead a Monday standup with something other than the deck, kid. People remember the guy who made the room laugh, and they remember him at promotion time too.

Breakfast Words Food

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