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Weight Loss on Mars

Weight Loss on Mars

Weigh 200 pounds on Earth? On Mars, you'd be a svelte 76 pounds. You're not fat, you're just on the wrong planet!

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Dino Space Fail

Dino Space Fail

THE DINOSAURS BECAME EXTINCT BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T HAVE A SPACE PROGRAM

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Lunar Dining

Lunar Dining

Have you heard about the restaurant ON THE MOON? Great food, no atmosphere.

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Cosmic Cold Shoulder

Cosmic Cold Shoulder

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

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Possibilities

Possibilities

If anything is possible, is it possible for something to be impossible?

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Uranium Diet Disaster

Uranium Diet Disaster

What do you get when you eat uranium? Atomic ache.

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