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Signal Lost, Drama Found

SIGNAL LOST, DRAMA FOUND

A relationship with no trust is like having a phone with no service: You just play games.

Dad's Take

Without trust, you're not in a relationship β€” you're just two people sharing a Wi-Fi password. Fix the signal before you blame the apps.

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