
AGREEMENT STRATEGY
How is arguing with a woman like reading a software license agreement? In the end you ignore it all and click 'I agree'.

How is arguing with a woman like reading a software license agreement? In the end you ignore it all and click 'I agree'.
Husband: For the last 28 years, all you've done is find mistakes in anything I say. Wife: 29 years...
If your partner asks, 'Do you love your phone more than you love me?' Lie!
What did the bartender say to his date? Alcohol you later?
I'm not arguing, I'm just telling you why you are wrong.
You can't get on the same page if you don't read the same book.
No man has ever won a game of "Notice anything different about me?"