TERMS AND CONDITIONS

How is arguing with a woman like reading a software license agreement? In the end you ignore it all and click 'I agree'.

Dad's Take

Arguing with your wife is like signing for a parcel you didn't order. You don't read the form, you don't check the box, you just initial it and hope the contents aren't fragile.

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