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Vault With A Leak

VAULT WITH A LEAK

I can totally keep secrets. It’s the people I tell them to that can’t.

Dad's Take

Tell your wife exactly one secret a year. Pick a small one. The big ones she already knows, and the medium ones are how she'll know whether you can be trusted with the small ones.

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