Back issueTuesday, January 6, 2026Wildcard

Vault With a Leak

Vault With a Leak. I can totally keep secrets. It’s the people I tell them to that can’t.
His secrets are safe. His friends aren’t.

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I can totally keep secrets. It’s the people I tell them to that can’t.

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