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Mirror Has Opinions

MIRROR HAS OPINIONS

Time may be a great healer but it’s also a lousy beautician.

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Thirty years is plenty of time to age well and not nearly enough to learn to do it gracefully. My wife managed both. I'm still working on the second part with a comb and a prayer.

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