WRINKLES IN TIMETime may be a great healer but it’s also a lousy beautician.WordplayTimeAppearanceAgeHealth🙄0eye rolls😂0LOLsSHARE THIS GROAN:𝕏 SHAREFACEBOOKWHATSAPPCOPY LINK
Doctor's PrognosisYou're in excellent health. You'll live to be 90. But, Doctor, I am 90! That's it then...HealthAgeWordplay🙄0😂0
Invisible ConcernDoctor, an invisible patient is on line one. Tell him I can't see him right now.HealthWordplayWork🙄0😂0
Time TrackingThey used to time me with a stopwatch. Now, they use a calendar.AgeTimeSelf-Deprecating+2🙄0😂0
Cured BaconSmoking will kill you... Bacon will kill you… But… Smoking bacon will cure you!FoodSmokingIrony+2🙄0😂0
Mind ChangeI wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant but then I changed my mind.HealthBrainWordplay+1🙄0😂0
